reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

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