kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College:did I have class today

spookygym:

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

This tortoise needs some nail and beak trimming..

alizena:

Best headline I have ever seen